Ok, found this today. Thought it was ridiculous. However, if you REALLY need a Washlet, you can win one at the Washlet website.
What is a Washlet, you ask? Well, it is a toilet seat that raises the lid as you approach it. It also has a warmed seat. When you are done doing your business, you get your little (or big, in my case) bum washed by the Washlets Cleaning Wand. Several settings for the strength of the water, and different types...oscillating, pulsating....you get the idea.
BUT wait! That's not all! After you are done getting washed (with WARM water) you get DRIED. With WARMED air. Then your computer/toilet seat flushes itself, and closes it's own lid as you walk away. Not to mention it also has a built in air purifier.
Now all it needs is a radio.